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Looking up is about one of the only things they can do 😢
Congrats, you’ve given a pig its first exposure to rectangular dread.
Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.
Behold! The impossible!
That’ll do pig
That’s some pig
“Signature look of superiority.”
Pig is wearing stilettos
Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event
🇮🇴 Pig: DNF
Devastating
Then it’s not a true pig.
It’s only a true pig if it comes from the Pig region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling swine.
Lovely stuff.
is that where pork sherry comes from?
Clearly AI
Aton, somewhere, was crying, whimpering horribly like a terribly frightened child. "Stars - all the Stars - we didn’t know at all. We didn’t know anything. We thought six stars in a universe is something the Stars didn’t notice is Darkness forever and ever and ever and the walls are breaking in and we didn’t know we couldn’t know and anything - "
Someone clawed at the torch, and it fell and snuffed out. In the instant, the awful splendor of the indifferent Stars leaped nearer to them.
On the horizon outside the window, in the direction of Saro City, a crimson glow began growing, strengthening in brightness, that was not the glow of a sun.
The long night had come again.
If anyone didn’t know this was Asimov’s Nightfall like me, you can read it here.
Seeing “the stars” for the first time is great, but being set back down to where they’re out of reach is not super fun.
Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…
They can also lay down and look up
Pigs can’t look up because they have crippling depression.
I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole “pigs can’t look up” thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha…
oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy’s.
Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground
Truths
Anybody want to team up with me and see if we can pick up Vincent and rotate him so he can look at the stars?
That kind of talk is what got him to do a murder suicide that one time.
Now all he cares about is…this city
Vincent D’Onofrio: Pig God
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
And then kill Daredevil
With Mjolnir.
“Give me… sugar … In water.”
What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.
I think that’s just ducks
Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.
