This skit is 20 years old now, and it’s still hella dark.

ICE hopes gay, trans, minorities, political opponents, etc. vent to ChatGPT.

Ert’s Jergerlyperf!

Banana: “Do you like what you see?”

Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”

That sounds hazardous to your sperm count.

I, too, run a decathlon in my dreams.

I would not be able to live!

“We can do this the quiet way, or we can do this the loud way.”

I watched this shit play out in realtime on the nightly news.

That’s a soft taco.

They’d deport the Taco Bell dog if it was still alive.

FREEDOM FOLD!

Apple used the iPhone name without consulting Cisco Systems. They settled out of court.

You’re either going to download it or burn it to the ground.

”Sometimes you’re better off dead,
there’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointed at your head.
You think you’re mad, too unstable,
kicking in chairs and knocking down tables…”

The restaurant scene in Goodfellas, but it’s just a normal day at Olive Garden and nothing bad happens.

“How could you forget about something like a period?”

And then I’m taken completely by surprise every spring when I remember I have terrible allergies.

If you’re still online…

Me and my brother had a trio of gerbils. One of them died from depression. He was in the same cage as the others, he was treated with love like the others, he just stopped eating and died.

The other two didn’t give a single fuck.