Flashbacks to entire Facebook pages dedicated to a single picture with a “If Mr. Bean was in X he’d look like this…” joke.

This isn’t a real picture. It can’t be a real picture.

The patio entrance to the Oval Office has gold lettering that read The Oval Office like it’s Mar-a-Lago North??

I love how that picture is almost exactly like Anakin from Attack of the Clones saying, “ I don’t think the system works.”

Your fries make it home?

Every participating undocumented immigrant can enlist the help of a US citizen in a Phone A Friend style team up.

TIL.

No, believe me I checked (multiple times).

My parent were frugal and bought the computer that didn’t come with the Entertainment Packs preinstalled.

Edit: Didn’t think to pirate software when I was eight or nine years old, no.

A man of Biden’s age could break his hip doing that.

“Um… she’s Asian.”

These were on other people’s Windows computer but never ours.

If I wanted to play JezzBall, I had to walk to the other side of the neighborhood.

Why is the big key’s head so short? That looks borderline unusable.

First of all, proper display of Musk’s intellect to say division between separate, sovereign nations will lead to a “civil war.”

But it’s all projection.

When he says, “You’re a racist.” he’s saying, “I’m a racist.”

When he’s saying, “You’re a pedophile.” he’s saying, “I’m a pedophile.”

When he says, “Your union is going to be at war with itself.” he’s saying, “This union is going to be at war with itself.”

And a floating mouth with just enough life in it for one last retort.

It’s the 867-5309 of emails.

Yeah, a dead one that literally doesn’t function anymore. If they “require confirmation” then I no longer need to read whatever is being gatekept.

Also, 90% of the time, a@b.com works.

“Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”

Point taken.

I didn’t choose to grow up in Texas, but I did choose to move away from it.

Tourism towns along the American east coast, mostly.

Took a road trip from Texas to Maine and back again in 1999, looooot of racist shit being sold in full view of children.

It’s not because I’m still rocking a TPS-L2 with a Hewey Lewis and the News cassette?

You’re nobody until you’ve successfully sued a YouTuber.