I thought the same, until I unfortunately realised they’re not talking about the image we think they are

I never actively sought this life, but I can definitely advocate for it

Needs those Costco ones that only have front wheel steering

Japanese toilets are so far beyond what we’re doing anywhere else in the world it’s not even funny

Wtaf have our toilet scientists been doing for the last century in the western world?

oh no

That’s an anti-dog duh

Also, whilst we’re on the subject, cement lube is not safe for cement toys

I really should go and get checked, eh?

They did those starter sku users dirty

But yeah this was Microsoft’s strategy for a while (and may still be): they attempted to push small business users to their server products for running servers by limiting the ram and core counts on the non-server skus.

Honestly, I make an effort to learn some basic phrases in the language of any country I visit, in no small part to simply not get put in the same category as those who don’t bother.

That and some of the more fun holiday memories I’ve got over the years started by me fumbling through the local language—as you say, most people are magnitudes more friendly if you don’t give the impression you think everyone should speak your language

I was going to say that Affinity, DxO and DaVinci are right there as free/non-subscription options.

But yeah, going open source is even better, though sometimes a bit of a workflow shift if you’re already used to something like lightroom and you go for darktable, for example. There’s also Rawtherapee for photos but I never tried that one.

I hear kdenlive is a very capable NLE, though I don’t do much video work myself, so I’ve not used it.

InDesign has never struck me as doing much different than any other DTP software, of which there’re plenty of open source options, scribus gets cited a lot

Inkscape has always been pretty decent for vector stuff

Audition has never been much more than a fancy audacity

Well what do you think happens when goths reproduce?

Goth kids need clothing too, jeez

I remember thinking Netscape was way cooler than IE based purely on the throbber animation

What monster red phones this

How long before he rolls a couple of those big ugly dictator headshot carpets down the side of the building

I think we’re in non-zero probability now

Oh no, now I want one

Okay I’m intrigued, what project specifically are we talking about?

Hey now, have I got a list of YouTubers for you…!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m totally here for it,

But I’m not entirely sure what context that’s adding to the subject of the image