So many fake Simpsons Trump “Predictions” I see them literally everywhere. It’s so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate … prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.

Quality meme right here

And this photo shows a group of child laborers going in for a 12-hour night shift at a meat packing plant in Kansas, 2025. Just kidding, they will not make the mistake of allowing photography this time around.

George Carlin warned us about this 30 years ago.

I’d link to it but I’m in the middle of a severance theory video.

TIL I’m only 13. Hellz yeah, skibidi doo dah skibidi day or whatever the kids say now. I’ll ask my kid now that she’s older than me.

Once you free your mind about the concept of schedules and of sleep happening 'at night; You can wake up whenever you want. So, nobody told me to be quiet at 3 AM, and there was no preconception of when to run full speed through the house.

Pi-hole 6 -_-

So much loss in functionality.

This message is brought to you by people who don’t pay for their own water.

Back in my day we called this ‘sweding.’

That makes you incredibly lucky, and doesn’t change that your comment is the smartass comment. Why would you assume your situation is normal or that you represent the average experience?

Let’s tally up all your expenses, daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly, and what it costs you then Mr. Knowitall.

statistical analysis and data reconfiguration. Sounds like data science to me. I could be wrong.

sigh

Chandler had a good job, working in data science, which was still mysterious and paid well in the 90s. And Joey likely got unemployment between acting jobs.

Reminds me of Bill Hicks’ bit ‘What are you reading for?’

I swear I can hear them yelling back.

Tbf on Tiktok you can seek, pause, and change the speed.

We don’t like bigots and don’t want to laugh with them. Hiding your bigotry behind bad logic may fool others nearer to your IQ, but anyone with two brain cells to rub together can read between the lines.

If only.

1. Pay actors to play loved one.
2. Pay this guy to lose a race to you.
3. Race as poorly as possible. Really make him work for his money.
4. Pay first actor to leave you for motorcyclist anyway.
5. Neither one knows the other one is an actor.
6. Film the results and you’ve got a new hit TV show! Sell the rights to Amazon and profit.