I’ll Dick your York … !

They need to have a swarm of dollar signs being sucked into that megachurch.

Cow substitute. The vegans use it. ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bovine!’

I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.

Depends on how much he pays the judge.

And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

Can … can you put a poster of the sun on your wall?

I look at the sky every night. I think, “C’mon, UFOs! Do something!” And after a few seconds, my neck hurts, so I go back inside.

“Duck and cover!”

Made it sound like a game.

Disturded

If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.