If you want ceiling tits, you better pull yourself up by your ceiling bootstraps.

Sorry. Can’t pay attention to this thread. Too busy typing 5318008 into my calculator.

The contractor?

Hey, they call those rice paper things in Japan walls too, so…

Hey, it’s the door of our bathroom!

Tom said he was my friend, but did he offer to help when I was moving to a new apartment?

“You either fight the Kevin or you become the Kevin.”

Like pretty much every scene he’s in when he’s in the Spy Kids movies.

People who grew up with those movies must be in for a real shock if they ever end up watching Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

Nepsome

That is my favorite thing Bill Hicks ever did. Just a perfectly-crafted routine. I realize it’s not his most political or anything, but just in terms of craft, it’s amazing.

God damn, was this high school in Canada? What is coming out of them, maple syrup?

ARFID seems to be a “we have no idea what to call this, but the therapy seems to work most of the time” disorder.

Maybe making everything for profit is part of the problem in this world. Do you think maybe that’s part of the problem?

Don’t act like there are actual girls on the internet.

I set alarms so I can eat.

At least mine. Too bad it most often affects children or it might be quite helpful.

I literally never feel hunger due to a rare non-body image related eating disorder. (ARFID, look it up, it’s fun.)

One odd thing though- when I use cannabis, my brain tells me to have food even though I don’t feel hunger.

Just don’t smoke Camels while drinking camel milk. It ruins the taste.

So are monkeys, but I don’t see anyone selling monkey milk.

Really a thing. I took it with my own camera. They also have a website. The advertising copy on the website is quite entertaining.

https://camelicious.ae/