I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).
I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I’m actually electrical
Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies
The Monty Hall Bathroom Problem:
If you open one door, and the bathroom security guard shows you another, do you switch or not?
Can you find the One Unisex
ToiletThrone to Rule Them All?The other guard lies on even days.
gasp there’s a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
“My name is Optimus Prime…”
What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?
I thought this was America!
ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.
It’s probably for ADA compliance
If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.
I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.
But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.
Also the only one with a key pad!?
Maybe for strollers?
wide-ass
They’re probably implying exactly this.
Are umpires electric?
welcome to the multiverse
I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.
