If you want land you have to buy it from the government on an annual basis unless you have sufficient arms and production to keep their thugs out.

As someone who would very much like to cut theirself off from society: It is not this easy.

A little rail cart on a winch would work quite nicely.

As usual, the answer to the transportation problem is a train.

Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.

And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.

Yes but now the towel has poo water on it

Not pictured: the wet spot on the back of their pants.

Seriously, how do bidet enjoyers dry their asses?

It’s the second coolest one I’ve had there. The first was shaking NASA Director Charles Bolden’s hand while standing under the shuttle he flew to space.

I got a VIP tour of the Smithsonian’s Udvar-Hazy Center and they had his diaries laid out on a table in the preservation area, drying out from the Sri Lankan damp.

Honestly one of the coolest things I’ve ever been in a room with.

It isn’t very positive, that’s for sure. But it is historical evidence that trans people have existed before 2020

The Kinks released Lola, a song about a trans woman, in 1970

A plumbus

I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.

“This is a collect call from ‘mompracticeisoverpickmeup’ do you accept the charges?”

There’s a universe where the Christmas Truce of 1914 has held to this day and I wish I was in it.

That’s what sharpies are for

Plus a good ol Dixon Ticonderoga can write on stuff other than paper. About the only time I use a pencil is when doing carpentry and mechanical ones just snap.

Back in the late 20th century, Alton Brown mentioned how it might be hard to find things like soy sauce or ginger at grocery stores.

Tastykake’s Butterscotch Krimpets changed overnight when they got bought. They’re mealy and don’t have enough butterscotch flavor.

They did warn humanity, but they talked to the only sane human on the planet who couldn’t convince anyone else.

What else are they supposed to do?

Dolphins are smart enough to know that “taking over” just means responsibility and stress.