Mix some beets into food (don’t tell anyone), scare everyone when their poop is red

It’s amazing.

There’s a lot of r34 of this. I don’t understand the internet

Republican Convention

Explaining loss humor is impossible

I need to find a HQ version of this meme

The musical fruit!

Having penetrative sex with a woman’s ear is the latest weirdness I’ve seen

But what about all that avocado toast I am told is the cause of poorness?

I did that once. I got my head chewed off Monday. Some bosses think paying you a salary means they own you. Fuck them. Resist and decline.

Meanwhile, Just Eggs alternative is still eight fucking dollars and climbing.