And for what reason?

When somebody says they like Proton:

Rich are food. Not friends!

Technically, there’s a bundle that includes the game for $50.

I honestly don’t see this changing any time soon because there are biological incentives behind both stereotypes. And, anecdotally, my gf (40+) will pout if in some context I refer to her as a woman, and be like “noooo, I’m a girl… :(”. Semi-jokingly, of course, but only semi.

Stereotypically, women always strive to look as young as possible, so calling one a girl can be seen as a compliment. While men, stereotypically strive to appear mature, hence calling one a boy can be considered an insult.

Uses Too Many Big Words

Contention

How can one be chronologically disappointed? Did you mean “chronically”?

It was obviously sarcasm with that 100ths precision rating.

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What’s with the egg covering the PS logo?

If I had one I’d name it Paul. Or Wanker.

Spicy pillows do be like that.

A bunch of blåhajs are being piled on a bed, accompanied by Half Life 2 noises for comedic effect.

Mine’s screen popped out due to the battery swelling :(

That’s one expensive joke…

That’s a Chevrolet, in case you were serious.

How are they paying their electricity bill?

Thank you very much for your response (and the invitation)! Although I’m still left wondering about the purpose of listing the subjective case. Your approach makes more sense, “you can use these” and list several options. But why do people list, for example “she/her”? Everybody knows what the subjective case of “she” is.