

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
Clefairy
Be more fitting if it was The Father of the Trinity, instead of The Son. :P
You should make slightly bigger versions of the weapons from Clue. 😃
Bonus points if the revolver comes with tiny bullets that can actually be fired.
It’s not a cold canine made of cheese. 😔
Do Not Suck
I can’t believe there are at least 8 fascists on this site.
/c/DadJokes is leaking.
Nice try, Dracula.
The oils and salt from their unwashed hands would make it so that nothing could ever grow again for at least a decade.
How Henry looks in every cutscene for me when playing KCD2 because I always save right before talking to anyone (saving is done by consuming schnapps, and you actually look drunk when drunk).
Imagine being dead and still having a headache.
If we are indeed talking about a donkey that is copulating, the joke probably doesn’t need to be that funny to get it off.
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Literally kryptonite. Particularly the green kind.
That seems overpriced.
Just leave them alone. They just want to eat the annoying, intergalactic energy pests already here.
That which we call a gyatt by any other name would skibidi rizz just AF. No cap.
It’s not hard to make your own stickers if you have a printer. But also you can get pretty much anything you can think of off the internet.