more a curl than a kink, non?

have a lil shitogether with yer friends

“Toxic sludge is good for you!!!”

Here’s to the great state of New America!!!

Plastic is waste & a biohazard

so true!!!

why a duck?

um…ROCK Hudson?? Dwayne Johnson?

don’t call me bro, bro!

photo of a rock

Apparently white folk in Texas despise being called Texicans

Hey, what’s the English word for California??

Larry David slightly hobbitized

Graphic is missing images of computers & smarty-pants phones

“what do they say?” “ouch!” -my nephew, age 11

Free Mike Pillow!!!

Today is the perfect time for all good citizens to seriously consider transferring all of their Daylight Savings into a Bitcoin account!!!

Operation Clocksterfork is a stunning success celebrated bigly by all real AMEericans!!!

The shady Couchmeister of Vice!!

too much damn gristle