Such exquisite poetry, I’ve seldom heard before. I’m going to get this comment printed and framed.

+10 poison damage

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

Somehow the thing that bothers me most here is “an Disney”.

Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?

“Is that supposed to be funny??”

Are you telling me this post is fake?