Wait, he calls what he does singing? it’s more like a recitation of a top 40 song from at best a dozen years ago, why are we left with kid rock and no Chris Cornell?
I only sing for Nazis - Kid Rock
And his lyrics for Osmosis Jones indicate he might be singing for another type of fan
Hahaha

He had to refund all eleven tickets Original joke by: @fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world
Damn NYC is going to be a paradise!
It’s amazing how he started out in numetal and now dresses, acts like he contributed to music as much as someone like Bowie, Cash, CCR, etc when in reality he’s in the same exact category as Fred Durst.
(kind of) Sorry to talk shit on numetal, just because I am old now.
This is an insult to Fred durst
I’m not going to say you’re wrong.
The horror of not getting concerts from a burnt out and mediocre at best rock star!🤣
*paedo
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Mamdani is making the city better already.
Mamdani. I wouldn’t be picky but Cuomo made it a deliberate act of disrespect to get his name wrong.
Fuck coumo
Coomoe
Fixed. Thank you.
He can be my mam or my man anytime 🥰💖
And think of the knock on effects. If this motivates even just one kid rock fan to leave…
Thank you for your service Kid Rock 🫡
I wonder if any other candidates for office will run on this as a platform.
“Vote for me, Kid Rock will stay away.”
You sonuva bitch. I’m in.
Why not grassroots? Let’s start the movement!
Guessing the real story is that the show didn’t sell enough tickets to be profitable.
Had to be, otherwise it’d be a “we’re not backin’ down for no commies!” news release.
Damn, anyone catering to right wing has it really easy when it comes to PR these days
Because it is so much easier to do PR when you don’t have to cater to boring things like facts, but instead the lowest common denominator of very stupid people.
That’s especially true when your target demographic don’t seem to have morals
How the fuck is Kid fucking Rock still relevant in any way? I thought he would have just disappeared into obscurity after the 90s ended. Do some people actually still give this guy their money for some reason?
Edit: How the hell does the “ba with the ba with the bang da bang diggy diggy - diggy said the boogie said up drop the boogie” guy have eleven studio albums? And who the hell are the 5.3M monthly listeners on Spotify? This blows my mind!
His listeners are the kind of people who know the age of consent in every state.
https://genius.com/Kid-rock-cool-daddy-cool-lyrics
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see
Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)
What the fucking hell.

I liked the part where they used this song in Osmosis Jones (not the rape part but still)
No wonder the pedos love this guy–he’s writing their anthems
His listeners are the kind of people who smoke newports through a hole in their neck.
The only one I know (and this is 20 year old info, so it may not even still be accurate), in China it’s 12. And women don’t even have the right to say no to sex.
I thought it was insane. Then years later I learned it’s because China at the time had a 1 child only rule. And every family wanted a boy. So much so that if they had a girl, they’d abandon it in the street, claim there never was a girl, and just abandon her. Then keep going until they got a boy.
So my takeaway is that in China, they really have zero respect for the existence of women.
This is wild and deserves a down vote. A 60 second look on Google would show everything you’ve said about women’s rights is wrong. It’s 14, in China it appears it’s never been 12.and there are many laws covering women’s right to consent.
p.s. I’m not a tankie BTW or whatever the phrase is, I have equal distain for all governments, including my own
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Ah ha, dis stain is something very different. Thanks for the correction
Wtf does this have to do with kid rock
Sounds fake
Wouldn’t know what else people are supposed to play while banging their cousin in their pick-up truck.
the “ba with the ba with the bang da bang diggy diggy - diggy said the boogie said up drop the boogie” guy
Uhh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjX8GQ4QJQ
Calling Kid Rock a talentless hack is needlessly insulting to talentless hacks everywhere. Just saying.
I don’t know Kid Rock songs at all but it made me think of this absolute classic: https://youtu.be/MyMta4RIrlg
https://youtu.be/MyMta4RIrlg#t=4m20s timestamp for the short attention spanned but you should listen to the whole thing.
Presumably some of the people who consider Trump to be presidential material also consider his music to be good.
He probably has blackmail on some producer. They probably have the same blackmail on him. They’ve probably been to the same Epstein parties and if not Epstein, someone else’s parties.
He’s a child rapist, and conservatives fucking LOVE child rapists
hes a favorite amongst DRUNK RED NECKS.
Meth music.
This blows my mind!
Well hello there sailor!
Not all Detroit natives are kid rock fans, but all kid rock fans are Detroit natives.
Funny how the people who suck at identifying communism are the people with a raging hate-boner for it.
They would probably like communism, or at least not object to it too much. Communalism has a lot of opinions on how people need to conform, and they seem very keen on people conforming. The only real difference between the GOP and communism is that they disagree with where all the money should go. But if you have to pick a regime to live under, it’s basically a coin flip.
They both take from the poor, it’s just who gets the money that’s different, which would make virtually no difference to 99% of people.

Kid Rock makes music for people who don’t pay their child support
Kid Rock makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody of them
Kid Rock makes music for people who tattoo their kids
Kid Rock makes music for people that beat their kids
Kid Rock makes music for people that rock kids.
Kid Rock is neither a kid, nor a rock.
Holy fuck.
Kid rock makes music for people that make hotdog soup
from tattoo’d hotdogs.
Acoustics designed to resonate perfectly in a trailer.
Has Kid Rock even made music since 1998? That was the last time I heard new Kid Rock music.

This kills me every goddamn time. It’s absolutely neighborhood “friend” (choices limited by proximity) threatening to “Goldberg” you if you don’t let him “see your bike for a minute” but you don’t let him because he treated his own bike like shit to the point that it’s wobbly, bent, neglected garbage. He might be a bully if he were physically capable, but he’s not, so he just hurls insults and most people feel like it’d be unfair to kick his ass for it.
And his mom is weirdly way too into Elvis Presley and makes him wear arm floaties in the pool.
I heard Daddy, Would You Like Some Sausage? start playing in my head, for some reason.

















