𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔

Racist in the streets, sticky hole in the sheets

Oh sorry, my comment was just a dumb way of daring “WillStealYourUsername” to steal my dumb username.

I think you can likely have it just show people’s actual username instead of their display name to avoid special characters not showing

Oh no!

Since you’ve logged on already, please don’t steal my username.

Absolutely do not steal my username

I mean it, do not steal my username

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

I upvoted, but don’t worry about karma on this site. It doesn’t mean anything here, most people & apps don’t care about some form of “total karma”.

All things considered it also didn’t mean anything on Reddit, but people get a bit egotistical on there.

Bryan Craneston

get out me car

Mix some idiocracy & Mad max in there and I’d say that’s accurate

Honestly, that’s a bit of a dick move. It adds to the problem by obscuring the line between reality and fiction even more

Idiocracy truly is reality: "I’m secretary of state, brought to you by Carl’s Jr"

Ah sorry bud, that wooshed over me since I am falling asleep ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I am in fact, dumber than a sentient piece of cheese

That is what star wars taught incorrectly, unfortunately

I only use parsecs to measure distance

I would not have seen that if you hadn’t pointed it out!

Cute detail though

yuor bungs

I really hope copypastas stay around forever

Ah, that makes sense. I havn’t been to a physiotherapist before so I didn’t know what they did, thanks for the info!

Why does it feel like it’d make more sense of the faces were swapped. Like shouldn’t one be relieved if that phrase was said because they’re recieving treatment from a physiotherapist, rather than the other way around?

Step-Romulus?

If I had a Facebook I would post this to a Christian old mom Facebook group with something like

“This man was born with a rare disease where all his limbs are fingers, but through the strength he gained through prayer, he has managed to live out his life. Take him as an example and know all things can be solved through faith and prayer 🤲🙏”