oh fair enough – that gif makes him look a bit entitled, but I guess he’s a paying customer and is just asking to be served what he’s willing to pay for

never watched this show but seen plenty of clips. Isn’t he just a male Karen?

aiight imma bounce dog, taker ez

I… I hate you.
I YATE YOUU

easy there Geordie, no need to come to the same conclusion twice!

Yep - I learned this from House:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complete_androgen_insensitivity_syndrome (CAIS)
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3425689/

These are genetically male individuals (XY) who have internal un-descended testicles and present completely as a female phenotype because their body is incapable of reacting to testosterone.

Not only that, but they usually present as quite attractive women since they’re flush with estrogen, and tend to have sparse pubic, leg, and arm hair. No uterus either which may be a pro for some guys.

I love that band, but their albums cost $$$

sex swing, huh? Yeah I remember my first one too

Yeah I’ve seen this dissonance in quite a few troubled people prone to substance abuse, sadly. Unable to rise out of their spiraling thoughts, aided by intoxicants and stimulants.

Story of our times, and I think it’s hitting the younger generation the hardest

I can’t sleep more than three hours a night without a good deal of alcohol in my system
By the way, I quit drinking three years ago
They thought I was a troll

Even without the Rick Astley stuff, this is an individual who lies to themself on a daily basis

that’s pretty cool - I thought I was seeing some non-reg pieces in there, but it’s just the way they’re stacked, and I know that tesselating colours perfectly is a hard math problem

Dude, chill your bed game. Let people wallow

holyshitwhatthefuckhowisthishappening

carrot… carrot cake? That’s my quick answer, but I’ll take the day off just to be safe

which is a shame because schupfnudeln fried in blutwurst and sauerkraut should be sang to high heaven

oh yep that’ll do it.

I wanted to chainsaw a tree as a kid. Now that ive climbed a tree as an adult and chopped its limbs off whilst hoping the chain doesn’t snap - I’m done.

Back to planting, and nurturing thanks

*planks tenderly*

This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts

(I’m safe)

“GOT YOUR NOSE”