John Doe

Honey, open that door in my ass

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…

Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s toothbrush

Omg. This is so me, minus the cigarette. (Insert an edible instead.) It’s so painful that I have them delivered now.

In thru the out door

Kid Rock makes music for people who don’t pay their child support

This was hung over my bed when I was five years old.