This is called the “Cantillon Effect”.

Counterpoint: Lex Luthor is awesome. He takes advantage of social structures that Superman can’t punch. He fights Superman using everyone else as his shield. A true mustache-twirling villain.

An ember’s arc in my ass

My main deciding factor was I think having a “pocket watch” is cooler than a wrist watch.

“I’m completely broke.”

“Here’s some financial advice.”

The only smart move is to bury gold around Pawnee.

Two have so far!

Half hydrogen! Or the rare molecule, puffy air.

If we had spent the time working on the real problems, this would have already been solved.

We have to go back

But that actually happened

It’s even better if you imagine it in his voice.

Because the votes are just for fun. Anybody could just make multiple accounts anyways.

It looks like it’s made out of pipe fittings from the hardware store! I thought it would be more smooth and organic looking.

Just get one with a torsion spring instead and wind it up every day.

It’s that one day with no meetings.

Evidently not enough

Plus, you’re not granting Disney the right to kill you.

You’re half right… monetary policy is a huge source of inequality, but that’s because congress obeys their rich owners.

If there was some way to opt out of their monetary policy, then you’d think it would already be catching on. 😉