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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

where the cuties

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where the cuties

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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect

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      Using sunscreen at all.

      Not pouring gravy and butter on everything you eat.

      Not working 90 hours a week in a mine.

      Not being responsible for an entire family from the age of 18.

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        There is nothing wrong with butter.

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          Or gravy!

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        I have seen a lot of claims that GenZ look older than Millennials. (At ages, like if you look at 20 year old millennial photos vs 20 year old genz)

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          The toxic results of 35 step skincare routines

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            My money would be on the vaping

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              Inhaling all those toxic metals

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                “They’re metals…in your lungs” 😟

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          It’s us millennials coping haha

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          Not even if you look at millennials photos, most 20 year olds right now look older than the average 35 year old, it’s crazy.

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            I’m 37 and found out the guy who works at the gas station is 26 and I was shook. I’m bald and gray and this kid looks like he has five years on me.

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      Probably all the microplastics too.

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        That’s my joke with people all the time: ‘Microplastics are better than plastic surgery!’

        … which then cues the question of wtf microplastics are and I look at them like they’ve been living under a rock.

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    I’m 40 and look like this:

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      All the time? Or only some of the time?

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      You’ve just doxxed yourself – the light switch design suggests that you live in the western hemisphere somewhere. And only the Dutch have wooden belt buckles.

      Plus I’ve seen that exact door and towel rack combo: your coordinates are Latitude 500, Longitude 36.

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        Ha! That isn’t actually wood! It’s a decal and the buckle is magnetic!

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          classic Dutch denial strategy

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            You can hear his klompen all the way from here

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      I was expecting more fur given your profile banner but OK

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        This was taken in the summer when I shave to stay cool and also doesn’t show my ass.

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          https://youtube.com/shorts/2vdF-EXWNoQ

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      Fantastic shot. You look fabulous.

      No homo? I guess. I’m also in my 40s. Hello.

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      would

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      Fabulous

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      I’m 24 and I look like that 🚬😔🥀

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      you brave soul. If i posted myself (im 35) id get downvoted to oblivion.

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        Well apparently, I’m hot. 🤷‍♂️

        I’ve been DMd 17 times since posting this and they’re all like “hey boy, what that peepee do?” and I’m just like “I dunno. It pees? It’s small. Leave me alone.”

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          yassss! me on the other hand look like shrek and quasimodo combied together.

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            So only half-hot. (Shrek is mad desirable rn)

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              lol. id say my most detrimental features is my strabismus (mistakenly called lazy eye) and my weight i guess. but the weight is my own fault from stress eating a few years ago and having trouble loosing it (360lbs)

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    I’m in my 30s and look like the above, minus the hair. I miss having more hair :(

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    …there are 35 yo twinks on grindr…i’ve heard…

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      Twink death was only invented so that the young’uns could stand a chance.

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      It’s not a phase!

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        …hahahahahhahahahahahahha…

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    Turns out, microplastics make you immortal.

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    What’s the point?

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      indeed 🤔

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