Fake outrage was funnier when we didn’t have real problems to argue about.
Nah we don’t have a common enemy, you couldn’t accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there’s someone with a worse taste, you’ll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you’ll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you’ll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more “flamboyant” than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)
Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?
I’m convinced.
Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.
real pizza fan
I’m not pizza racist. I just won’t eat deep dish consistently
I’d like to see the fruit chunked into smaller bits, a little think/charred red onion, some matchstick peppers, oregano and basil, maybe a light grate of lime zest.
FFS let people eat what they want in peace.
I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.
Feel free to hate me then. My favorite pizza for a while was topped with
- chicken
- pineapple
- black olives
- sriracha
Eh, the only thing I dislike is the olives, and I’ve picked em off before. Sounds tasty.
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I’d try it…
🍴Yeah seriously, kiwi is fantastic, pizza is fantastic, kiwi on pizza? Probably fantastic. If it’s like pineapple it’ll caramelize when it cooks.
Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.
I agree. Can’t knock it until I try it.
I’d fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.
I’m a huge fan of sweet and savoury in the same dish. Pineapple on pizza is great, but there are a lot of dishes from South-Asia that combine unique flavours. One of my favourites is rice with a yellow curry sauce with raisins and peach slices on the side. There can even be nuts in the rice to mix it up some.
People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.
People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.
I agree! My rule is, generally, if someone likes it there’s something about it worth liking. I can’t always find that thing (sometimes for genetic reasons, like cilantro and, I suspect, very hoppy beers), but I’m always willing to try.
This isn’t only true of food, by the way. Music is another place this is true. If you can find why people appreciate a type of music, you can usually learn to appreciate it even if you didn’t at first.
Except country bleurgh
Heh, broadly I agree. I think I know what people like about it: very familiar sound, chord progressions, themes. But to me it mostly sounds pretty much the same.
That said, some of what it finds its roots in is worth hearing. Bluegrass, southern rock, etc.
Except Johnny Cash is cool
Will accept. He and Dolly Parton are the exceptions to the rule.
Gonna have to suggest adding Willie Nelson to this list.
I’m sad my distaste for country kept me from discovering Stardust until I was well into my 40s…
You’re right, Willie is added.
Sweet and Sour Pork
Lemon Chicken Rice
etc.
Barbeque sauce is like half sugar
Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.
You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.
I’ve never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?
I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.
i’ve had peach prosciutto and provolone with the balsamic glaze and it was amazing. i’m now angry peach season is over.
I love salami, capers and banana on a pizza, don’t judge if you haven’t tried it!
Yeah, I have no problems if you honestly give something a try and don’t like it. But the people who judge without trying are acting like small children. I’m not sure why anybody gives their uninformed opinions the time of day.
Controversial but I can’t help but be curious…
I will absolutely judge anything before I try it. A best guess before trying is perfectly fine as long as it is updated after trying.
My experience with trying brussel sprouts as a kid was that they were terrible, just mushy and bland. As an adult I had roasted and properly seasoned brussel sprouts that were fantastic. It is important to be able to judge before, after, and revise based on new knowledge!
In this case I have had sweet fruit on pizza and my judgement is that I would probably like kiwi fresh, but not as leftovers.
Idk about banana and capers, but salami is a somewhat standard pizza topping
isnt pepperoni just fancy salami?
Isn’t salami just fancy pepperoni?
pepperoni tastes better and is more expensive, so it must definitely be the fancy one.
Theres plenty of fancy salami though.
I feel like I’m the only one with no strong opinion either way about pineapple on pizza.
I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.
there’s a place nearby that does a fantastic bacon and pineapple. perfect size bacon crumbles, crushed pineapple instead of chunks or tidbits. fuck now i want one and i’m not supposed to eat that without beer, doctor’s orders.
It is named Hawaiian, because he used a brand of pineapple called Hawaiian, was created in Ontario Canada. Portland Oregon already had papaya and pineapple pizza.
You are all banned from entering Italy. I will personally deport you all and put your asses in a reeducation camp.
This is tribalism, pure unadulterated satanic ritualistic shit. If jesus was here he would be crying now.
