As someone who comparison shops in excess, toilet paper math is infuriating.

I watched her every Friday night.

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I’m done.

I mean, if you want to do that at the salad bar I’m not gonna stop you but others might not be as forgiving.

Proper decorum would require ladling it into a pitcher for the whole table then drinking it from red plastic cups.

I’m sure some would find it useful as a delivery method for ranch dressing.

The stained glass lamp shades. The red booths. Beer for dad.

The first salad bar I ever saw was at a dine-in Pizza Hut.

Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment seemed close to right although we never saw the bedroom.

“Goddamnit, it’s always fucking something…”

I’ll get it on my forehead so I can bang it against the wall.

Peripheral vision mainly

For those who are looking, the Sony Xperia line has a number of phones with both an sd card slot and a headphone jack.

I would argue that if you can’t afford to tip then you can’t afford the thing you’re buying. It’s an implied part of the price. Labor has to get paid one way or the other

Let it be said that I think this only applies to traditionally tipped positions. The system is already in place. I don’t think we need to keep turning wage positions into tipped positions as seems to be the trend.

Tipped worker here. I made a little over $40 an hour last night not including my base pay. Is that around what slaves earn?

Pics or it didn’t happen