If you can’t rip big fat fatties around your date do you really want to be dating them

Also thanks this is gonna be a song

Is that a young Jason Bateman

It stopped being shocking

I’ve been through three Chinese restaurants since then. I think it’s just been a rough year for noodles

counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can’t stand fried rice now, i haven’t found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.

Haldo. I am Nole Ksum, from far away! (yes, that will do) and I think it would be quite corking if you gave all your uteruses to the local edgelord memesmith billionaire factory.

i suggest purple be the president because purple is traditionally associated with royalty and that’ll make the redhats eat this up

“now who will still eat this”
uh dude do you understand what kind of slop kids get fed at school they do not have refined palates

My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.

oopsie poopsie

i know we hate ai art but im working on creating an ai work of art to create as the end of civilization as we know.

it’s basically this truck but all of the stickers are withers.

Why not?

Yeah I’m not sure Krasnov has the attention span to be actively on the payroll of multiple countries, even though he’d benefit.

feel so low in my ass

everything reminds me of her

I hope you can get yours out of the environment soon

I’m pretty sure rainbow road is in there once or twice

If god is anything, why not crab

That why I don’t believe in Bird