Trump pin which is a thing now for idiotic reasons

Uber Eats could’ve brought it

Genius.

In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

Zero. Born in the early '80s.

I feel like you get me.

And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta

We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.

Jesus, did you guys go to school in Florida or something?

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

It makes me toot too much :(

In a world full of people, only some want to buy

The fuck is happening there? Jesus

Right? IMO it’s rude to just call someone out of the blue and expect that they’ll be able to drop everything to chat with you.

Unfortunately, my mom loves to call unannounced, and because my parents are getting older I feel the need to answer in case something’s wrong.

I love this haha

Please don’t take this as me trying to be mean or unfeeling, but I’m curious - you’re talking about some pretty serious issues, so why are you trying to sound so childlike? E.g., “uncomf”, “wana make u happi <3”, “awfuler feels”, “big sads”. I’m interested in what you’re saying but the way you present it makes it so hard to take seriously. Is this a thing in the trans community that I just don’t get, or just your schtick, or what?

So cute!!

Porthos will accept cheese for his services.