Isn’t salami just fancy pepperoni?

Why is it so catchy? I’ve watched it like 20 times by now

If your friend fails the pencil test, it’s definitely a moob

Hah, I’m not going anywhere without a scarf! In winter those are some chunky woolly warm ones, in summer I’m draped in pashminas or throws or the things that Muslim ladies wear as head scarves. Even during the heat waves when I sleep like a nakey starfish, I have to have a scarf, my neck doesn’t like the wind at all!