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I suck dick
Ah, it’s nice to meet another fellow customer service rep.
I write code
(It’s still a bullshit job)
I generate bugs.
Is this really the message we want to send?
Yes, our society makes lots of bullshit jobs. That’s because capitalism can only keep people employed by creating bullshit jobs, and unemployed people are six missed meals away from revolution. That is not the fault of the people who have bullshit jobs.
And no, I won’t accept “this is just a shitposting sub, lighten up” as a response. This is just another form of kicking down, and it isn’t funny. The working class needs solidarity, not this.
Agreed, but I refuse to extend that acceptance to most consultants.
When I first saw this (maybe years ago), it was posted on sites to mock this thinking.
Yeah, someone believes it to have made this. But yeah, that person sucks.
I am an aquatic resource acquisition specialist leveraging distributed ecosystem monitoring, real-time biological signal analytics, and manual-mechanical retrieval interfaces to optimize biomass extraction.
I make art.
^ real job.
I get disability benefit trapping me in dependence on the system under threat of impoverishment, destitution, starvation, freezing, if i dare ever attempt to do anything productive, or even look like it, or even not. Paid to do nothing.
^ real bullshit job.
Oh what a great system you have there. >:[
My job is bullshit, but my job is not who I am.
Same. I don’t work because I like my stupid ass job. I work because I like everything outside my job and some of these things are in dire need of being financed.
I do things
“I hate it”. Does this count?
First one: i analyse sales.
Second one: i automate production
Third one: i’m a fucking idiot
Fourth one: I murder living beings so humans can eat their mutilated corpses
- I
- Am
- A
- Fucking
- Idiot
It doesn’t fit
Imma fucking idiot
Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:
Telemarketing: I sell stuff.
Corporare lawyer: I explain law.
Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors
Compliance officer: I check compliance.
Corporate lawyer would be : i’m an asshole
I manage systems
I know it is a shitpost but this fucking fisherman that kills animals and destroys our environment. He is the worst. Fuck you fisherman!
He also leaves nets in the sea when they tangle, because plastic is cheap and fuck the ocean is their preferred pronoun.
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I fix houses.
Numeric question answering.
I make programs
I make problems
Problems make me.
student?
I make bugs
The techy kind or the crawly kind?
Practical problems, solve
