You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!

Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.

How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

Twice before lunch to be accurate

Moms a real looker.

That elevator doesn’t skip the 13th floor.

Can some make a set of Bust-a-Nut bar earrings?

Some would even say that these are the same exact crab and they can prove it by saying they’re using seeing

Complimentary life hack: since practice makes perfect, you can just go the airport anytime to treat them like shit, without a ticket. That way, when you really need to, you’re all ready a pro.

Unless they’re lefties.

How super duper cute is that little Joey?

How broken is this glass? Is it still jagged chunks or fine dust? Is it a Japanese self cleaning toilet or where punk rock bands jam out?

The foreskin is in the front. What you’re doing is stuffing that snickers in your churro cutter.

Well it just happens to be International Foreskin day, which is pretty special because it only comes around every fore years.

(j,b)eans