Going to sound dumb but get some Bluing Dye. The name is a bit of a misnomer. It’ll brighten them back up

Horse thievery is a hanging offense, hanging offense.

I don’t know how to tell you but spiders only live up to 3 years.

Good news: You missed a number of funerals.

Bad News: you missed a few birthdays

Like trying to find food, shelter, clean water, not dying from literally everything. Then there’s not being killed by the local humans whose land you have just invaded - you obviously don’t fit in and likely don’t speak the language

Don’t live anywhere near a Hard Rock then.

Giant fucking light all night.

Completely blocks out the stars for 20+ miles

I fucking hate it. I had to move away to get away

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Given that you can still play most of those games. It feels hard to say the golden age “ended”.

There’s more to play every year.

So you can dual wield.

Baguette.

Breaguette knife.

Akimbo