and a love of beans

oh wait no this is stupid, I love it

here I drew it for you <3

Went to a real fancy hotel and was so relieved to see a door. Walked into the room and the whole fuckin wall in front of the shower and toilet was a pane of glass. Thank god I was with my S.O. but I still pooped with the lights off

I mostly see these in public restrooms or airports, seeing one in someones house instead of a lever is kinda like seeing a steel toilet paper holder. It’s not incorrect but just struck me as out of place, definitely the most normal thing in this picture tho

realizations in order:

lotta pink

pretty big for a bathroom

why is the plunger in front of the door

why is the bathtub in front of the door

Is that a rug because it goes under the tub

push button toilet

well the job is BS so…

glue the empty roll obvs

Others have said it but if you find AI is fucking something up buy pre 2021 books about it. We must return to the old ways now that model collapse has begun

man you can’t just post pictures of me and my parents that’s not cool

Jewelee (Julie) because they wanted Jewel in there I guess

Assert dominance shit with the door open and make direct eye contact

That was a good face dodge tho. She even swiped at him with those nasty poop encrusted granny nails and my man was in the next fucking time zone

Alright, this better blow my mind.

You gotta know the movie rule tho. If it’s a movie, animated or not the monster is real

Lotta people showing a lack of serial killer knowledge

Man this is like 𝘢𝘭𝘭 food in Japan too. The food is dirt cheap and so much better quality

Yes ma’am. Years gonna be rough but I got a samurai sword and a positive attitude