DeNial of Service

I like the idea, but it’s called a sacrifice. I think we’re supposed to choose people who will actually be missed.

We can still send those as souvenir though.

maybe he was 6’3" in the 80s and has been in denial since

6’3" Donald Trump with 6’3" Prince William

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2024/12/09/trump-prince-william-photo-notre-dame-barron-height-melania/76860082007/

tony stark is way ahead of us

what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??

honestly I’d be more creeped out if he wasn’t

4

serious question: if you refuse to serve during a war, do they just arrest you? And wouldn’t it be better than… going to war?

it feels like a line from the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

I paid for the whore car, I’m using the whore car

ha, between speed and endurance, I have neither

wait, I’m an eagle

I think they’d only win if you count running distance proportional to body length.

legend

https://sib.illinois.edu/directory/profile/hanks

edit: he’s actually Tom Hanks’ brother lol

still more real than thoughts and prayers

damn, are we already there? The only place I saw ads in an elevator was in cyberpunk 2077

C - for fast Charging

But seriously, I think elevator music should make a comeback. Just use songs without lyrics, you know, like… elevator music.

when you’re on autopilot

- enjoy your meal

- you too!