While sitting on the Toilet, I had the idea of peeling the one half of the mango to be able to use the other half as a handle. It however unfortunately didn’t prevent the the sloppy and juicy mango goodness to get all over my hands and face. So John Oliver is still right.
you did that sitting on the toilet?
yeah i realized the way i wrote it sounds like that.
i only had the idea there
Don’t eat where you shit.
woag cool name!!! :o
hello dear quantenzitrone!!! :o
i didn see u around here at all before… woah
hiii <3
hiii Smorty :3 thank you
My grandpa used to tell ugly people (and me) that “You’ve got a head like a half sucked mango” - he was right on the money I think.
Why eould you even try that?? You peel it in 4 parts and cut the meat from the pit.
why not?
I guess you have a point.
Ripe bottom,
mangotastetextweed? cannabis? bubatz?
And adding on to your comment: is that a pineapple emoji? Is the pineapple supposed to be the tree in question? Wait, do pineapples grow on trees? They don’t, right?
They don’t, you are not mistaken; they grow on stalks, like corn.
How dare you put this in my feed! I am allergic to mango!
im sorry 🙏
