I’m fairly convinced it’s a shitty image similarity algorithm based off the color and whiteness of a typical tampon

level 11: wipes out all animal life to protect animals from ever doing harm to other animals

this is millienial Dave’s Not Here Man

is your nation so removed from the world as to be immune to the resurrection of fascism and the march of billionaire monopolists? i suppose I’m nearly 12 timesones away from North Sentinel Island

i quite don’t

friend, if i gotta burn down shit while facing forced disappearance to el salvador, you’d better be peeling the corporatists’ stickers off cars to protect your local alternative

buddy, there are not vegan substitutes for my grandma’s bugguong, and yes worms are likely to be a better substitute. if duolingo still doesn’t have any of my mom’s ancestors’ languages, i don’t have a lot of hope for beyond meat

cute!

if i have to reinvent the food passed down to me from my grandma i will do whatever tastes best

was jesus’s first name Kilmar?

he escaped from the k-hole

this is what grimes was trying to do

could be sapin-sapin? this one is nonbinary flavored

the rest of the time he is fucking them

we’ve come full circle, this is the red pill that the trans women who made the matrix were thinking of

i think it would still be overpriced at 4₱ or 4¥

probably the most Trump thing there is

Hemorrhoids almost certainly

yes, newb questions will get you slammed with “read the fucking artes magicae”, but at least there is a grimoire of information to refer to

i was lying down while reading this and, laughing, turned in a particular way such that my hand slapped my raised knee. i feel weird about this being a kneeslapper