While sitting on the Toilet, I had the idea of peeling the one half of the mango to be able to use the other half as a handle. It however unfortunately didn’t prevent the the sloppy and juicy mango goodness to get all over my hands and face. So John Oliver is still right.
you did that sitting on the toilet?
yeah i realized the way i wrote it sounds like that.
i only had the idea there
Don’t eat where you shit.