With gusto.
TALLY HO!
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
It’s a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don’t worry.
Thank you
*slaps nuts
Take a bow.
I say, would you mind terribly if I asked you to deposit your vital essence deep inside one’s bung? I think it would be rather a lark!
Would
Someone at Heinz is a genius
innit?
Fucking delicacy.
If I was a wild hound born on an Indian trash heap, sure!
Somewhere, many years back, I read that an alternative to British beans on toast is spaghetti-os on toast. I have no idea if this is true, but I have to say: it has always sounded delicious, but I’ve never bothered to try and make it.
Spaghetti with a side of Garlic Texas Toast is fucking amazing.
Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.“Uiyi Guaye” – Calle 13
Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.
Teeth
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I’d be into it.
Same, love an accent
In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: “I… don’t know where that came from.”
What’s the Pacific Northwest accent? Bland?
We (I) prefer ‘neutral’, but yes.
Just don’t lump us in with Californians, or we (I) will just start talking to you in the valley girl / infuencer accent, derisively.
Also don’t mind the royal we, its just normal for us to all be this immensely conceited.
Ok, just checking as a fellow PNWesterner who feels like we sound bland or sure “neutral” if you wish while all other US accents sound pretty interesting and unique. I can’t think of a single thing genuinely unique to PNW accent, personally. I lived in the South for a while, so I’m very familiar with the wide variety of accents down there, and we just don’t have any real depth of variety of that sort I feel. Maybe I’m wrong, I haven’t hung out everywhere in the PNW.
No, you’re right, we are essentially the… linguistic evolution end point of American English… the type O- blood of American accents, if you will.
Basically everyone can understand us, but we will have trouble accepting meaning transfusions from non type O- speakers.
As far as ‘unique’ things… well basically, my vote for most unique thing would be for the intonation patterns we use, or more accurately, basically the lack of them.
We tend to just stress all words in a sentence very close to the same, monotone.
We tend to have (at least what others call) falling intonation at the end of a sentence, that can make it so people don’t recognize questions… as questions.
Because they’re often expecting a tonal shift at the end of a sentence, or some other tonal pattern, as a cue that indicates a question is being asked.
Which is the opposite from a Californian, who do rising intination on even non questions, which acts as the easiest giveaway that a transplant is in fact a transplant, beyond them having no clue how to pronounce most local place names, or referring to ‘I5’ as ‘the 5’.
White bread.
It came from BookTok.
Bloody 'ell sis, your snatch is sound as a pound and your tits are soft as bubble and squeak!
how’s ‘e commentin’ on ‘er minge if he’s doin’ 'er in the bum?
Finger inner innit
Macaroni sounds are out.
Bean sounds are in.I’d spunk deep in her arse whats the problem? Ya fukken raycist!
