Spicy turtle ahead

Spaghetti with a side of Garlic Texas Toast is fucking amazing.

The Euro community is going to lose their shit when they set this. They aren’t at the center of the world.

And only a year late

If this is true, then why does my wife want to leave me for Devin from her work?

innit?

Only after they’ve had their baby powder for breakfast.

Exactly. It’s called the Cheesebro method.

tio frio

The Joy of Killing with Bob Ross.

“The rivers will run Cadmium Red with my enemies’ blood.”

I give my kids a spoonful of Vaseline everyday to keep them greased up.

Wait until BakedBeanDude shows up.

Will you cordonbleu my hotdog?

innit?

This is the wrong community for this specific content. You should be posting this in the Lemmy Truthpost community.

That’s so sad.

The other thread. Duh.

That’s exactly what you said you would say in the DM.

Why on Earth would you directly message me and tell me that you are OP’s other account and you are just replying with a different account to throw people off of the fact that you piss on carpets for fun? Why would you do that?!