We need to bring back the coin sacks. I’ve always wanted to drop a sack of random coins on the counter and say, “This ought to cover it.”
I was always partial to those belt-worn change dispensers.
lol, who used those? think it was carneys and arcade people.
change dispensers.
Mostly hookers. But then it caught on with ice cream truck drivers and souvenir salespeople.
collected in the detachable ashtray in the dash. raid when broke. take whole thing in the gas station
everything about this post is wrong and no I will not explain.
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So… I might be neurospicy or retarded or both or either… but IMHO it’s perfectly rational to sort. It means you get access to the sum or individual pieces way WAY faster than otherwise. What’s arguably less rational though is if you can’t help yourself, even in a life or death situation, and have to sort coins instead of doing CPR. Then it’s not normal.
What do you mean normal people? Everyone does the stacking thing… don’t they?
I once knew a guy who didn’t put his coins in order. You know the trivia that average person swallows 8 spiders per year? It was this guy. He would sit at home and eat spiders all the time. Just spoonful after spoonful of spiders for every meal. 60 billion spiders each year. That’s were this statistics comes from. No idea if the coin thing was related. Completely normal guy otherwise.
You knew Spiders Georg? I heard he has a really silky voice.
Amazing. His rendition of Crawling? Chills. Every. Time.
It’s these nuggets of absurdism that get me through the week. Thank you
The spider thing was a hoax. I do love the idea that its an outlier driven statistic though. Like average net worth.
Yeah, a hoax made up by Big Fly to have us humans kill all the spiders out of fear, serving the flies interests. But no more!
As someone who relatively frequently stresses out over the absence of pollinators in their area, I wish it were benefitting big fly. As it stands, it benefits only big roach.
I lost contact with him when I moved to another country so I don’t know if it’s still true but it was definitely true between 2008 and 2015. No idea when he started doing it. He did mention something about it ‘being his turn’ so it’s possible other people did it before him as well.
90% of ADHD and similar memes are just describing human condition.
Autism is when you [common behavior]
No way, I do [common behavior] all the time.
Except there is an inherent difference between “This feels nice” vs “I have to do this or else I won’t be able to sleep tonight”
Yes, and the vast majority of these memes referenced fall into the former category and not the latter. Obsession and compulsion over concepts like ordering can be a clinical symptom; preferring order is a pretty basic human condition.
This is why posts on brainrot platforms like TikTok have so many people believing that they’re neurodivergent for having preferences when they’re confusing having preferences for conditions that cause immense psychological anguish and dysfunction.
It’s like the classic situation where someone says “yeah I’m pretty OCD when it comes to _” when they have NO FUCKING CLUE what it’s actually like to live with such a disorder that impacts every aspect of your life in a quite debilitating way.
Like peeing?
/Sorry
Yes, and it’s objectively better.
Its like this toy but with coins
When you have 3 of these you become a computer scientist
Oh no the tower of hanoi recursive madness 💀
It has been several years since I last handled coins of my local currency. How am I supposed to know if my neurons are spicy?
You need to try it with bitcoins. That’s what modern people like you do.
Yes. Not compulsory through. A lot of people on the internet confuse doing random things because you’re bored with being mentally disabled.
For the love of god please do not diagnose yourself as being “neurospicy” based solely on if you like stacking coins by size 😭🙏
I want to add, don’t diagnose yourself, period. Especially from crap you see on the internet. If you suspect something, see an actual doctor. Someones diagnosis/life is not a “fun costume” for you to just wear because you saw a meme or want to be quirky.
Why not?
It’s not a good sole indicator. People tend to like stacking things in satisfying ways regardless of their neurochemistry.
How so?
Please clarify the part of my comment you are having issues with
The fact that this is a shitposting community, probably
Shitposting is serious for some. The fact that its not supposed to be and some take it too serious is yet another way this community entertains me.
How is neurochemistry related to stacking things ?
It’s not. I was very clear on that.
You do realise you’re trying to do a bit with someone who is literally autistic, right? Even when i realise you’re fucking with me i still won’t care. There is no victory here for you, just public record of your own idiocy
Thank god
I’m rockin the tisms myself and find your angst in a shitposting thread to be humorous. The people who get offended here are the funniest part of it.
Well, ask the gentleman club of putting things on top of other things. They can explain a thing or two.
I guess because he wants to be especially special. Catering to ones inner child is just that.
Who
Hell yeah, I’m on the side of the normal people for once.
Stacking your coins like that (and holding them in order in your pocket/hand) would warm the coins up because you touched them, and there’s nothing worse than warm coins.I have always hated warm coins, but I didn’t realize it until now. Your comment gave me a plain toast-flavored eureka moment; thank you.
Now imagine accepting warm Moist coins that some nasty child dug out of his sock to buy Pokemon cards from you.
You’re with the normies in spirit, at least
coin snatch reecord,
Coins? Ewwwww
i love coins, and nobody will take my right away to pay a whole week of grocery shopping with coins i count slowly while every one waits behind me in line.
Can you smell it too?
Ohh I totally can. Any knowing it’s not the coins, but my hands that smell like that now…
I’m sick of the word “spicy” referring to anything but food.
That’s a spicy opinion right there.
That is a spicy reply right there.
That’s a spicy meatball right there points to dinner
Seems I’m not very good at making Mac & Cheese…
I put chopped up hot dogs or ham in Mac and cheese so spicy meatballs sounds like a solid choice.
I was only trying to heat it up readymade, I have no idea where the meatball came from 🤷🏻
That’s because you’re chopped. Stop uncmaxxing
In this age of rapid slang development, corruption, and disposal, I do not envy future historians
We doon already the same thinge now with speche of the middel age, it is no greet thing
This made me sad.
I’m sorry. I’m not actually able to do it right so I used a translator toy that got posted earlier
Me uncmogging on sigmas when their cortisol spikes
That’s how I feel about “slop”.
There’s a manhole near me that periodically gets used, and the cover is always put back in a different wrong orientation. I’m sure they don’t to bug people.
It’s also a good way to show you’ve been working there at a glance.
I’d definitely do it to annoy people.
Like, it’s so fickle but it certainly boils people’s piss
Thanks, I hate it.
Or people who want to pay in cash with exact change? Easier to grab if it’s order
lol
That’s the same group of people, my friend.
When I was young, I made different compartments in my money pocket for different denominations of coins so I can always have them sorted and it’s easy to grab whatever amount I need. It was the most normal behaviour for me and I was proud of having more efficient system than everyone else.
Anyway, I’m diagnosed with Autism now.
Coins #2 and 3 are too large and need to be moved farther down and now I can’t unsee that.
But you know what’s WORSE?
Mismatched book spines.
To my biggest fans who buy the books as they come out:
Fuck. You.
Sincerely, your favourite author, hugs and kisses.
The author doesn’t have any say in how the cover looks at all. The publisher decides that
He did have a say in what he’ll be remembered for long after everyone had already fell in love with his work ☕
I heard that Neil isn’t a great person recently but haven’t really looked into it. What’d he do?
Assaulted a woman, paid her hush money, let a lot of people call him the Only Good Man™. More accusations have come out but the nanny is the only one he saw a court room for.
Which, unless I’m behind, resulted in a procedural dismissal and the judge said to go have a trial where it happened.
Edit: I went to check, it was ruled that the lawsuit was filed in the wrong country.
Which means I guess you can do anything to anyone if they’re a non-citizen and you move to America directly afterward. Yep, that is up to current date
Depends. The modern genius Chuck Tingle has apparently gone out of his way to replace an image of a ‘lesbian skeleton’ that might’ve been AI-generated with another stock image of a skeleton.
This and when cd collectors don’t organize their collection alphabetically by artist, then order of album release.
No. Worst are digit catalogs that don’t allow for renaming or reordering. Why can’t I fix how broken they are!?
I really need to get tested…
Positive
Yea but, do you organize them by feel alone in your pockets then hold them in the curl of your fingers?!
I stopped because I realized normal people don’t walk around with thier fist clenched in thier pockets.
Oh shit… They don’t?
I organize them by flavor
You’re in your own group.
n…yyes they are.
My teachers and principal thought I was retarded in second grade
Was you?
Am is.
Me too, they gave me an IQ test to make sure I’m retarded but ended up proving he opposite.
Same, but I’m old and dumb now
