Are we sure cum doesn’t turn orange over time if you let it sit long enough?

They didn’t die; just temporarily disfigured and permanently traumatized.

That’s my first thought too. Plus it’d be a bit harder to clean algae off the glass, and harder to see the fish off course. Maybe just stained glass for the back?

Bustext: When you’re on public transport and send someone a message

Shrimps is bugs corn

https://safelyendangered.com/products/print-magic-8-ball

What’s MAHA?

Stink bug?

Closing processes to free up CPU space

Seems like the joke would work better inverted?

When people find out I’m not a very good electrician, they’re shocked

Should’ve gone with 11:12 to match the day

I like how this implies that the person either said “pole-ish” outloud and it’s an anti-joke, or they can actually see the text when someone speaks and that’s how they communicate.

So it’s like all the misleading headlines on inflation

Uh, that has to be Photoshopped

Coffee isn’t a bean

Is that not what the k represents when people use it as a short-hand for “thousand”?

That’s a spicy hot take. Upvoted for passion and expressiveness, but hard disagree.

I don’t think they need anything more in that brain

There used to be trout for that