The odd thing about garlic fingers is that it smells nothing like garlic. Always takes me two attempts to figure it out

Well damn, guess the trick works on adults as well as it does Japanese schoolchildren.

So long as it inspires a question in the audience I’m specifically targeting, I’m not just satisfied, I’m downright chuffed! But, to clarify, the joke was the same premise as yours. Utilize a pleasant comparison to produce abject horror. Dogs and makeup shouldn’t be men, or vice versa.

Whether it’s due to autism, childhood, or naivety, I’m taken seriously fairly often on this site when I intend to joke. I’ve decided that linking poes law is enough. If people can’t sense something peculiar with a hint that large, it’s on them. You seem to understand that my joke was derivative of yours, so my explanation was aimed at explaining why I linked the article, rather than the article itself

And women also love makeup, so be sure to come ready to emulate it! You can practice in the mirror, covering your face with your hands to learn how to produce the look you’re going for. And grasp tight! No one likes it when makeup slips!

Basically the premise of the show, yes. Fairly obscure, I couldn’t find a wiki dedicated to it that actually had content. Very progressive for the time, and would continue to be perceived as progressive until relatively recently, from what I read.

Reminds me of my favorite meme.

Context: she’s trans and quite possibly had top surgery

Shit, I have a hard time driving after one beer. Driving is just fucking boring and my sobriety affords me the clarity of mind to not space out completely. 4-8 beers for a .15? How’re you staying on the road?

Remember to quietly infect them with your own personal malware to sync lighting your cigarette with spinning up your crypto miners, burning the dust on their case for the full three sense experience.

I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re

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Goddamn DEI administration

I imagine they’d feel like polyester

I thought they meant Jonny quest

If you’re referring to sushi, it’s usually flash frozen. Only times I’ve seen raw raw salmon were in Thailand and Hawaii.

And it’s less to do with it being cooked through and more about the temperature being too low for a proper cook, leading to a bacterial bloom in a 50 degree paradise.

I’ve lost my faith in humanity, so I wanted to make it perfectly clear why one should avoid doing this. Just a touch of childproofing, I wasn’t trying to disagree with you

My longest game of catan was 2 hours. I had a blast making deals, predicting the future needs of 5 other players, and ripping all of the wheat from their grubby little fingers. I can’t remember whether I had won, but I remember enjoying myself the entire time.

My longest monopoly game, played by the official ruleset without any changes, was 8 hours. I was miserable for 3 hours and watching tv for 4. The first hour wasn’t fun, but at least things were happening. I won that game and my only gratification was the game ending.

You just reminded me that the tide pod challenge existed. What a terrifically stupid way to die

You’d need to wash it at least twice, maybe three times. But then it loses its only advantage, ambient cooking with your dishes, and gains a disadvantage, running your dishwasher twice or thrice to clean off the fresh fish biome that has seeped out onto the dishes below your fish