Are you my cat? She’s actually a glue junky.
When I order something online and open the box, she doesn’t hop into the box like a normal cat.
Noooo, she licks the packaging tape, closes her eyes and purrs. We can’t even leave Scotch tape unlocked anymore.
She also likes to drink beer. And soapy bath water, the dirtier the better.
Maybe it’s because she’s a rescue. Sometimes I wonder what she’s been through.

Cat Tax

I say go ahead, enjoy your (last) meal! You deserve it!

And I wanna eat you!

Silicone caulk smells like used socks that a sweaty dude used to wipe their armpits. The least appetizing of all the glues.

Where are the Tide pods at and the pink (cotton candy looking) insulation? Otherwise, solid post.

Edit: well, I clearly didn’t read your title/rule. Oof 😅

Mmmmm tummy full of JB weld 🤗

You need to try some Gorilla Glue! Take a gulp of the wild side!

And a bit of WD-40 so it goes down better

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I feel like people who don’t like salads really just don’t like salad dressing (and vice versa, I guess).

Smother those salads in a simple red wine vinegar and Dijon + EVOO dressing and I’d be plenty happy.