Big TERFy-wine-mom energy.
Imma be real, peas in gravy are delicious in the same way corn is in mashed potatoes. Adds a sort of poppable texture that just goes well with the flavor
Goth, but with cat ears.
Socks with toe-beans? Dont mind if i do!
Weird, i thought it was brussel sprouts until i zoomed in on it.
If rudimentary powershell skills counts for programming, i am a pair of hot shorts away from a diagonal bingo from the bottom left
I dont really like eggs much, but it looks less like cheese to me than just really runny eggs
Good lord, the amount of eggs there. The steak by itself doesnt look like a horrifying amount but thats gotta be like 6-10 eggs in each picture!
If i had time to plan it id probably yell “SEVEN DAYS!” or something and deny planning it afterwards, that’s awesome
A whole new world of great and wondrous bad decisions to open up 😁
The Ikea shopping cart: maxed out everything.
I love the power of deep trust issues and inability to act on anything, even if its something I enjoy!
Add-ons for the distinguished masochist can include:
massive thick lube enema + extra large vibrating plug
camelbak style water tube to your gag and a surprise catheter, for extra-long playtime without bathroom breaks
Alternating use of menthol and capsaicin for cold and hot sensations
Sensory deprivation, immobility, and big chunk of ice hanging above them, slowly melting and dripping onto their back, for an unknown length of time, while various vibrating hole-fillers are in fun places going off the whole time
Y’know, i think id make a decent sadist on paper, i just chicken at a certain point. I can be creatively horny if you want some unique ideas :3
Not everyone has the luxury of being able to not pay attention; I sure don’t.
Some of us need to know if we need to leave and with what level of urgency.
Some of us will find out if we’ve been fired from our jobs through the news (federal employees) before we’re even told by our bosses.
Some of us may need to choose our words and public persona more carefully as more and more groups are targeted for their beliefs, opinions, and identities.