Same as it ever was

Nice walk but I think I might skip searchlight, I think there’s something in the air

Damn why the cat all caked up tho 😳

Man

What if it’s raining?

Well… it’s a good thing it’s reasonably priced

It’s an old-ish meme and idk the original but basically you know she got a good pussy if it sounds like frying chicken when she pees (or something idk)

For science!

“Whatever is broken is way hotter”

That went from funny to sad real quick

Same. Purple is a great color (grape flavored) and it’s one of the smallest so I’ll be done sooner

Same, but then I stopped

You legally work there now

Shhhh don’t interrupt them

Borb

I feel like there’s a caption cropped out

This hole… it was made for me!