You’d be surprised how many people will let you pee on them in the mouth while they finger themselves. I mean really.
Oh boy is there a community for this one! !pissposting@lemmy.world
One of my faves
I live with constant regret that I didn’t pee on my wife’s friend’s leg when she was stung by a jellyfish and was begging me to pee on her while at the beach. I knew it was better to wash the sting with vinegar or something… But it was a carte blanche to do it.
You had the vinegar?
Are you trying to tell us something?
The fortune cookie is.
I wonder if Charlize Theron would pee on me if I asked.
everyone has a price.
Probably depends on jellyfish proximity 🤷
This is probably the most truthful thing a fortune cookie has ever said
how’d it go?
They showered me.
How was it? I expect at least 150 words.
Warm. Mentally exciting. Taste (because a real warrior obviously has to open their mouth): salty water. Kind of like sea water if you’ve ever tried to drink it. Not bad but a big gulp is tough to swallow. The aftertaste is the real bad thing: tastes exactly how piss smells, stuck in the back of your throat, it’s like your throat’s a toilet. Ate sweets and brushed my teeth to make it go away. Sorry to disappoint you with the word count. :(
Now I feel bad about using the sink instead of a toilet :(
authentic first-hand piss drinking experience, the kind of content that only lemmy could deliver. excellent
Disgusting
Do you have more stories like that per chance?
To ascertain the force of the stream, how far were you from the knobs? Was it forceful enough to make a skin indentation, for example? Or remove eye crust?
just not the people you want to
You asked them or you peed on them?
I asked them.
I hope their reply… Didn’t pissed you off!
