Warm. Mentally exciting. Taste (because a real warrior obviously has to open their mouth): salty water. Kind of like sea water if you’ve ever tried to drink it. Not bad but a big gulp is tough to swallow. The aftertaste is the real bad thing: tastes exactly how piss smells, stuck in the back of your throat, it’s like your throat’s a toilet. Ate sweets and brushed my teeth to make it go away. Sorry to disappoint you with the word count. :(

The fortune cookie is.

I asked them.

They showered me.