Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn’t get any credit.
No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up
Wouldn’t that make tomorrow the first Thursday?
Wow, Last Thursday and Next Thursday are always two weeks apart.
Time is a flat circle.
But we were made in his image and he imagined that we would turn wolves into pugs. It’s Gods will that pugs exist.
But this conversation is done as if they were created from scratch. It lies!
Hypothetical GOD created the earth 5k years ago, in that case dogs only appear to be tamed wolf, but are really created by god. Besides, if we are allowed magic, anything can be true
“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
And you’re allergic to chocolate
And despite all of that idiot God’s petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.
we will make entire movie franchises about how we will go on murder sprees if someone harms you
Chocolate is literally poison to most lifeforms.
I’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.
You wouldn’t meet those who wouldn’t would you
I’ll admit to survivor bias in this case.
Biological evolution also suffers from survivor bias. ;)
My dog is very cat-like in that she enjoys her personal space. She also enjoys your personal space, and will abruptly invade it when she feels like, just don’t think that gives you permission to do the same to her lol.
This joke has to be at least 30 years old by now.
Cat: laughing silently
Also Cat: Becomes women’s best friend
Me looking at my cat, and my cat looking at me after reading this comment:
This insinuates that cats can talk but just choose not to, which totally tracks.
A cat’s tongue has barbs.
So does the cat dick
God: and if you eat chocolate it will kill you.
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My dog would eat the furball
