Or when you got wicked GERD but those fajitas come out sizzlin

Been waiting for this one all day.

Get to shuckin’

“So I just…cut them up like regular chickens?”

Hey, that’s the live Velvet Underground album!

I saw a band selling albums on zipdisks in ~2009 for hipster cred

That’s it!

No, it was something else I’ve never heard of, geared specifically towards camping.

REI sells a liquid that pretty much does this for when you go camping.

Standwipe gang

The “Warner Bros. parking lot demon” herself

Mamma Mia, that’s a spicy set of meatballs.

Was it technically meeting the standard of what is known as bread?

It was the best sendoff he could’ve given us.

How can you sleep when Assisted Living Dracula is on?

I’d say cheers with some sake, but all I have is this lemon.

4pm:

Dang ceiling pigeons!

Sam: “contestants, you know how the gender works”

Contestants: “nope”

“U up?”