Should I leave a note?

My dad is 84 years old and just got himself a new girlfriend. It’s fuckin adorable.

Isn’t it amazing what the human body is capable of?

Ticonderoga #2, an absolute classic.

Lmao, if you live in San Diego and can’t handle Spanish you’re gonna have a bad time.

Ah, so that’s America in the middle then.

Hey a blue checkmark, it’s like two jokes in one.

Dude was just trying to make America great again…by punching a Nazi in the face.

What could be more fiscally responsible than not paying off your debts?