Exactly. I put my mess onto vertical door hangers, and slide my mess onto clothes hangers that I hide away behind closed doors in a cupboard.
When I wash my mess and hang it out to dry, I fold away my shame into a pile that I sort guiltily onto deep shelves.
Believe it or not I even tangle my socks into folded matching pairs and toss them shamefully into drawers.
Sometimes I even try to burn my mess with a scalding iron whilst listening to podcasts, but alas, the mess just gets neatly flattened and uncreased and so I guiltily place the stack out of sight under my bed inside a slide out drawer.
Woolley: My Latin class was fake, Jeff. Like all my classes, like my life. Aren’t you listening?
Jeff: Yeah, I am. And a very familiar feeling is starting to come over me. Someone is trying to teach me something.
Woolley: Jeff, the only thing that’s ever been learned in this room is regret. Would that this desk were a time desk so that I could correct my past mistakes, ride dinosaurs. Fight with Jack the Ripper.
Bold of you to assume I’m limited to flat surfaces.
And then I wonder why it feels like I live in a house of cards, where any bad movement makes everything fall apart.
“Careful! That’s a load-bearing sweater.”
Exactly. I put my mess onto vertical door hangers, and slide my mess onto clothes hangers that I hide away behind closed doors in a cupboard.
When I wash my mess and hang it out to dry, I fold away my shame into a pile that I sort guiltily onto deep shelves.
Believe it or not I even tangle my socks into folded matching pairs and toss them shamefully into drawers.
Sometimes I even try to burn my mess with a scalding iron whilst listening to podcasts, but alas, the mess just gets neatly flattened and uncreased and so I guiltily place the stack out of sight under my bed inside a slide out drawer.
FML.
Jeff: Did you just mispronounce “et cetera”?
Woolley: My Latin class was fake, Jeff. Like all my classes, like my life. Aren’t you listening?
Jeff: Yeah, I am. And a very familiar feeling is starting to come over me. Someone is trying to teach me something.
Woolley: Jeff, the only thing that’s ever been learned in this room is regret. Would that this desk were a time desk so that I could correct my past mistakes, ride dinosaurs. Fight with Jack the Ripper.