There’s probably a version in hieroglyphics carved into stone in an ancient temple.

Billionaires are worms.

Jeff: Did you just mispronounce “et cetera”?

Woolley: My Latin class was fake, Jeff. Like all my classes, like my life. Aren’t you listening?

Jeff: Yeah, I am. And a very familiar feeling is starting to come over me. Someone is trying to teach me something.

Woolley: Jeff, the only thing that’s ever been learned in this room is regret. Would that this desk were a time desk so that I could correct my past mistakes, ride dinosaurs. Fight with Jack the Ripper.

“Careful! That’s a load-bearing sweater.”

Bold of you to assume I’m limited to flat surfaces.

I love this interpretation.

Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!

Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.

Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?

(Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)

Roy: How?!

Moss: Made in Britain!

Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.

Make a list of all the people vulnerable enough to post that information and start messaging them to get as much more as they will give.

Gets me every time.

Doesn’t seem formal enough, imho.

That second “0” should be a “9”. I don’t know why I’m so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

At least it’s a pleasant ville.

That comment makes me think you’ve committed unspeakable culinary crimes.

Can you blame them after everything they’ve been through?

Another week, and they’ll be dust.

Finally. Someone bringing us solutions rather than problems. Management material right here.

Yeah, ideally a magnetic one with a doctor-approved combination of palladium and copper to block the 5g vaccine pesticides so your body can prevent and even heal from otherwise lethal metastatic cancer. They’re banned here in the US (THANKS BIG ONCOLOGY), but I can get you one. Just DM me for details. I’ve already said too much, and they might be on my tail.

What, a 3-month holiday?