Woolley: My Latin class was fake, Jeff. Like all my classes, like my life. Aren’t you listening?
Jeff: Yeah, I am. And a very familiar feeling is starting to come over me. Someone is trying to teach me something.
Woolley: Jeff, the only thing that’s ever been learned in this room is regret. Would that this desk were a time desk so that I could correct my past mistakes, ride dinosaurs. Fight with Jack the Ripper.
Jeff: Did you just mispronounce “et cetera”?
Woolley: My Latin class was fake, Jeff. Like all my classes, like my life. Aren’t you listening?
Jeff: Yeah, I am. And a very familiar feeling is starting to come over me. Someone is trying to teach me something.
Woolley: Jeff, the only thing that’s ever been learned in this room is regret. Would that this desk were a time desk so that I could correct my past mistakes, ride dinosaurs. Fight with Jack the Ripper.