The emus already won a war so it would be the Florida mans ended up pergmnt
how know if pergante
It’s a little disturbing whether they could successfully breed.
It’s more disturbing that they would try.
Both are the prime example of evolution for their respective environments. If even only 2 can breed, the end is nigh
heard in David Attenborough’s voice
has… has anyone told the Floriduhs or the Australiens about the terrible tale of the humsters?
Do you want Tyranids?..because this is how you get Tyranids.
GW reference under the AOS picture. 👌
I live in Florida, It would definitely be Australian creatures. They die quick and stupid around here.
Florida man dies to animals usually by doing something stupid. The emus stared down machine guns and still emerged victorious
What is funny is that Australia is kinda notable as the only populated continent on earth without ANY large predators at all.
That’s because everything that’s not a predator can still kill you. Even the shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you, maybe not kill but drive to suicide .
At least one fatality and multiple suicides from the pain. Someone wanted to use it in world war two but found it was to dangerous.
shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you
That sounds interesting, I wish to learn about it.
one Wikipedia article later
Well that is terrifying.
Some roos will kick your ass without predatory interest, just for shits and giggles.
The Emu may be responsible for that /j
Not any more.
They would be unstoppable
Oh no
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