I’ll remember this for when I’m having the worst sex of my life

Ewwww

Can someone explain?

Not what it is, I can read but why was it needed at all?

You can crave cuddles and be disgusted by other human beings at the same time.

It’s called I have a person, and only that person may touch me. And the cat. The cat too.

If I can’t eat off your plate then do you even like me enough to be dating me?